Outhouser Black Orchid, inspired by this morning's Top Five Channing Tatum Abs article, writes for TheOuthousers:
The title explains it. There is more than enough cheesecake in comics, but in the live action world it's all beef.
Honorable mention: Punisher as played by Thomas Jane. Because we at the Outhouse love Thomas Jane with all our hearts.*
Now... BRING ON THE SIX PACKS!
The Top 5 Abs on Comic Based Live Action Characters
5. Green Arrow as played by Stephen Amell. I'm pretty sure he just showed up to the audition topless and got the job on the spot. His coworkers probably hate him for setting the bar so high.
4. Clark Kent as played by Tom Welling. Okay Smallville will go down in the comic series history as the most infuriating characterization of Superman this side of Man of Steel. But damn look at those....eyes. Yeh, eyes.
3. Johnny Storm ties with 2. Captain America as played by Chris Evans. One was smokin' hot, the other shows the super soldier serum does a body good.
And the top spot goes to...
1. Thor God of Thunder as played by Chris Hemsworth. He's a god, literally.
Stay tuned to The Outhouse today as we continue to celebrate the purest form of journalistic expression on the internet, the Top Five list, with Outhouse Top Five Day!
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