Outhouser Black Orchid, inspired by this morning's Top Five Channing Tatum Abs article, writes for TheOuthousers:
The title explains it. There is more than enough cheesecake in comics, but in the live action world it's all beef.
Honorable mention: Punisher as played by Thomas Jane. Because we at the Outhouse love Thomas Jane with all our hearts.*
Now... BRING ON THE SIX PACKS!
The Top 5 Abs on Comic Based Live Action Characters
5. Green Arrow as played by Stephen Amell. I'm pretty sure he just showed up to the audition topless and got the job on the spot. His coworkers probably hate him for setting the bar so high.
4. Clark Kent as played by Tom Welling. Okay Smallville will go down in the comic series history as the most infuriating characterization of Superman this side of Man of Steel. But damn look at those....eyes. Yeh, eyes.
3. Johnny Storm ties with 2. Captain America as played by Chris Evans. One was smokin' hot, the other shows the super soldier serum does a body good.
And the top spot goes to...
1. Thor God of Thunder as played by Chris Hemsworth. He's a god, literally.
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work. Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.
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