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Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider-Man #1 to be Spoiled by Bleeding Cool in May

Written by Jude Terror and Frank Miller on Wednesday, February 19 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider-Man #1 to be Spoiled by Bleeding Cool in May

The issue will have a last page shocker, proving too tempting to resist for the tabloid website.

In Marvel's May solicitations, the beleaguered comic book publisher announced a new Ultimate Spider-Man series titled Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider-Man from writer "The Great One" Brian Bendis and artist Dave Marquez. The first issue, according to the solicit, has "a last page that will have ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN fans SCREAMING!" This teaser is likely a honeypot to draw out known last page spoiler Rich Johnston, who cannot resist posting the last page of a comic on his website, Bleeding Cool, with the intention of getting his readers to spread spoilers all over the internet.

"Oi can't help meself, oi can't," said a visibly aroused Johnston after learning of the solicit.

After getting in an epicly passive aggressive Twitter fight with Amazing Spider-Man scribe and busybody Dan Slott over spoiling the final page of Batman #28, a comic Slott had nothing to do with, some believe the promise of a tantalizing final page in the new Ultimate Spider-Man book could be a honeypot meant to snag Johnston and bring him to justice.

The Outhouse spoke to one expert, who had the following comment:

Here's the solicit:


Variant Cover by FIONA STAPLES
Variant Cover by Brandon Peterson
• MILES is back in action with a new status quo and a new outlook on life!
• A BIG BIG BIG villain from PETER PARKER’s past is alive and well and about to turn New York upside down!
• The last page will have ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN fans SCREAMING!
• This issue can’t be missed!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.


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