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Meet the 'Guardians of the Galaxy': New Poster & Videos

Written by Stoneman on Thursday, February 20 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Meet the 'Guardians of the Galaxy': New Poster & Videos

Poster and intro videos for your Guardians released today from Marvel.


I guess one of our writers decided to post the video intro for Rocket Raccoon earlier, assuming readers only wanted to hear the critter's voice and not see the intros to any of the other Guardians.  I know, shocking that Bradley Cooper's Rocket Raccoon sounds like Bradley Cooper, but here's a look at the entire promo package released today for Guardians of the Galaxy

Above is the new poster for Guardians of the Galaxy, the intros for the five characters are posted below:







From Marvel, the studio that brought you the global blockbuster franchises of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team – the Guardians of the Galaxy. An action-packed epic space adventure, Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits – Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Peter discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand – with the galaxy’s fate in the balance.

Guardians of the Galaxy hits theaters on August 1, 2014.


See Also: Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer


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