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TV’s Constantine To Be Set In New York

Written by GHERU on Thursday, February 27 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

TV’s Constantine To Be Set In New York

Moving a fictional British character to New York City! Wherever do they come up with these ideas?


Source: Papa Midnite Is Constantine’s TV Big Bad, Show Is Set In New York

According to our good buddy over at Bleeding Cool, the pilot episode of the new Sherlock Holmes television show, Elementary, will transplant Sherlock Holmes from London to a New York base of operations. If the series is picked up, we can expect a reimagined Moriarty to emerge as the Big Bad for season one. Furthermore, other sites are reporting…

[Jude busts into RU’s private writing area]

RU: Jude! What are you doing here; I’m taking a ….writing an article

Jude Terror: I know the spyware I installed on your Mac showed me what you were trying to do. Just stop.

RU: What!? You bugged my computer.

Jude: This surprises you? Good thing I totally didn’t put cameras in your house…

RU: JUDE!

Jude: Let’s move on the important subject; your article.

RU: What?

Jude: It’s not funny. The joke won’t work, you’re stretching.

RU: It’ll totally work:

Christian Hoffer: RU, Jude’s right, this just sucks.

RU: How’d you get in here?

Christian: That’s not important.

Jeremy Shane: So, this is where everyone went. I was getting lonely.

RU: You guys don’t want to be in here, I had McDonald’s for breakfast.

Jude: We’ll leave, but just tell people that the Constantine television show will be star a Brit and be set in New York. No one reads your “funny” articles.

RU: *sniff*

[Everyone leaves and RU lights a match 5 minutes later]

According to our good buddy over at Bleeding Cool, the pilot episode of the new Hellblazer television show, Constantine, will transplant John Constantine from London to a New York base of operations. The pilot will feature Papa Midnight as the villain and if the show is picked up, Midnight will be the main antagonist for the first season.

Happy now?

I’m going home.
 





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