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Will Samuel Jackson Return for Rumored New Matrix Trilogy?

Will Samuel Jackson Return for Rumored New Matrix Trilogy?

A new rumor claims Warner Bros. is planning a new Matrix Trilogy to compete with Star Wars.



Source: Latino-Review

Latino-Review is reporting that a new Matrix trilogy is in the works. According to the rumor, the Wachoswkis are already working on writing the films. Warner Bros. supposedly wants the movies ready to compete with Disney's upcoming Star Wars trilogy. It's unknown whether the movies will be prequels, or sequels starring Keanu Reeves. The real question on everyone's mind, however, is whether or not Samuel L. Jackson will return to reprise his role as Morpheus. Jackson has recently been starring in Marvel's Avengers franchise, and it will be...

Samuel L. Jackson: Motherfuckers!

The Outhouse: Sam! What are you doing here?

SJ: You know damn well what I'm doing here, motherfuckers.

OH: Are you here to talk about returning to the role you made famous in the Matrix movies?

SJ: What role in the Matrix movies?

OH: You know, as Morpheus.

SJ: You're as crazy as the people on Twitter. I'm not Laurence Fishburne! We don't all look alike. We may be all black and famous, but we all don't look alike. You're busted.

OH: Oh my god, we're so sorry.

SJ: You're the entertainment reporter for this website and you don't know the difference between me and Laurence Fishburne? That must be a very short line for your job outside there.

OH: Technically, Jeremy Shane is the entertainment reporter. So really, this is his fault...

SJ: I'm the other guy. There's more than one black guy doing a movie. I'm the 'tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane' black guy. He's the Matrix black guy.

OH: Dude, we apologized. It was an honest mistake.

SJ: If anything, you should be confusing Laurence Fishburne for me. I'm way more famous.

OH: Noted.

 

Stay tuned to The Outhouse for more on this (probably bullshit) rumor and a formal apology for our accidental racism.





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