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Will Samuel Jackson Return for Rumored New Matrix Trilogy?

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, February 28 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Will Samuel Jackson Return for Rumored New Matrix Trilogy?

A new rumor claims Warner Bros. is planning a new Matrix Trilogy to compete with Star Wars.

Source: Latino-Review

Latino-Review is reporting that a new Matrix trilogy is in the works. According to the rumor, the Wachoswkis are already working on writing the films. Warner Bros. supposedly wants the movies ready to compete with Disney's upcoming Star Wars trilogy. It's unknown whether the movies will be prequels, or sequels starring Keanu Reeves. The real question on everyone's mind, however, is whether or not Samuel L. Jackson will return to reprise his role as Morpheus. Jackson has recently been starring in Marvel's Avengers franchise, and it will be...

Samuel L. Jackson: Motherfuckers!

The Outhouse: Sam! What are you doing here?

SJ: You know damn well what I'm doing here, motherfuckers.

OH: Are you here to talk about returning to the role you made famous in the Matrix movies?

SJ: What role in the Matrix movies?

OH: You know, as Morpheus.

SJ: You're as crazy as the people on Twitter. I'm not Laurence Fishburne! We don't all look alike. We may be all black and famous, but we all don't look alike. You're busted.

OH: Oh my god, we're so sorry.

SJ: You're the entertainment reporter for this website and you don't know the difference between me and Laurence Fishburne? That must be a very short line for your job outside there.

OH: Technically, Jeremy Shane is the entertainment reporter. So really, this is his fault...

SJ: I'm the other guy. There's more than one black guy doing a movie. I'm the 'tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane' black guy. He's the Matrix black guy.

OH: Dude, we apologized. It was an honest mistake.

SJ: If anything, you should be confusing Laurence Fishburne for me. I'm way more famous.

OH: Noted.


Stay tuned to The Outhouse for more on this (probably bullshit) rumor and a formal apology for our accidental racism.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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