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Atchung! Thomas Kretschmann signiert auf für mehrere Filme als Baron Strucker in Avengers 2: Alter von Ultron

Atchung! Thomas Kretschmann signiert auf für mehrere Filme als Baron Strucker in Avengers 2: Alter von Ultron

El Presidente unleashes a blitzkrieg of scoops on an unsuspecting Hollywood!



Source: BZ Berlin

Grüße, Genossen! Ich bin es, Ihre El Presidente, live aus tief in den Schwarzwald, oder zumindest während der Verzehr einer Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte! Ich werde dich wegblasen mit meinem tadellosen deutschen heute, denn die Hügel lebendig mit den Klängen dieser massiven Schaufel sind, wenn Sie wissen, was ich sage! Ich habe gelernt, es zu sprechen, so gut, während beherbergen Nazi-Kriegsverbrecher während der Revolution.

Wir wussten bereits, dass Thomas Kretschmann wird sich als Baron Von Srucker in der Avengers Fortsetzung, Avengers Sterne: Alter der Ultron. Was wir nicht wissen ist, dass Kretschmann hat für ein Multi-Picture-Deal unterzeichnet. Das bedeutet, dass der Antagonist wird fast sicher überleben Alter von Ultron und gehen Sie auf, um Rache an den Rächer in anderen Filmen zu suchen - wahrscheinlich Captain America 3!

Die Nachricht kommt mit freundlicher Genehmigung von einem Zitat in der deutschen Zeitschrift BZ Berlin, die ich in Englisch für Ihr Lesevergnügen haben übersetzt: 

Just you were cast as villain for "The Avengers 2" - a blockbuster with Robert Downey Jr. and Samuel L. Jackson.

This is of course great, I have a multi-picture deal, so I'm not only seen in the second part, but the plan I now have a longer term. But how exactly, I do not know yet that can not be broadcast in the cards - the highest secret level!

Are you against such mega-projects still excited?

Oh yes, I was excited. Of course, I had prepared myself, am I on the set of director Joss Whedon, who is considered a genius, gone and said: "This is the first day of shooting, so a big thing here, have patience with me, I'm a bit on the flutter . "

 

Fantastic! Ich habe so viel Spaß mit dieser Übersetzung, lassen Sie uns einen Blick auf einige der anderen knallharten Fragen im Interview gestellt: 

Speaking of flutter: women are at your still very fluttery ...

Oh, really? How sweet, beautiful! One even sees the naturally differentiated. If I go up the stairs and sometimes painful left knee or even the right shoulder.

You enjoy a certain reputation - are you a good lover?

If I do that, I try to be my reputation (laughs). You would actually even tell my girlfriend. It was probably just a survey, with whom the women would most like to have an affair - and I came in at number 1 As I've said, Can someone please cut it out and send my girlfriend that she knows what she is to me?

 

Haw haw haw! Hier ist eine weitere:

Sounds like you have become a good girl?

Of necessity, this has to do with age. Previously, you could still celebrate three days in a row. I still remember when I had fled from East Germany and four times a week was out in Berlin, until 4 clock in the morning in the jungle, which was legendary in the 80s, when David Bowie was at home, the Stones went in there and from.

 

Ich spreche von einem Gespräch, das ich einmal mit meinem kleinen Kumpel, Che Guevara erinnert. Che war auch tief besorgt mit, ein pflichtbewusster und aufmerksamer Liebhaber. Che, sagte ich ihm, das Wachstum Ihres Bart und kitzeln den Anus - Sie brauchen, um es in heißem Wasser einweichen später, aber die Damen werden Schlange stehen, um bei der Geburt in einem schmuddeligen Dschungel Krankenhaus sterben! Haw haw haw! Che habe wie verrückt danach gelegt!

Sie werden das Nebengebäude und Cubano Bewertung gestimmt, Genossen, für die neuesten Latino-Themen-Hollywood Klatsch und Gerüchte! Bis zum nächsten Mal - auf Wiedersehen!





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About the Author - El Presidente


El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


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