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Unborn Fetus Cast in Major Role for Avengers 2

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, March 04 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Unborn Fetus Cast in Major Role for Avengers 2

It's unknown what character the fetus will be playing, but sources say it's a done deal for the upcoming Avengers sequel: Age of Ultron.

Source: Via Bleeding Cool

Marvel broke ground in an area not explored since the Look Who's Talking films by casting an unborn fetus for a major role in Avengers 2: Age of Ultron yesterday. The unborn fetus, who has not yet been named, reportedly resides in the womb of Black Widow actress Scarlett Johansson, who E! Online recently reported is pregnant with the child of fiance and ancient vampire Romain Dauriac. The studio has not revealed details of the casting, but sources close to the production confirmed to The Outhouse that the fetus has been on set during filming, which is currently ongoing, though it is unlikely to sign on for a multi-picture due to prior commitments to be born later this year.

Asked for comment, the fetus, who would only communicate via sonogram, is reported to have said, "WHOOMP WHOOMP! WHOOMP WHOOMP! WHOOMP WHOOMP! WHOOMP WHOOMP!"

Stay tuned to The Outhouse for updates on the reproductive status of all your favorite geek movie actresses.


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