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Nightcrawler #1 Preview Reveals New Shiny, Crotch-Centric Look for Wolverine

Written by Jude Terror and Frank Miller on Wednesday, March 12 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Nightcrawler #1 Preview Reveals New Shiny, Crotch-Centric Look for Wolverine

Good lord, why is he so shiny?!

Source: CBR

Comic Book Resources has a preview up of Nightcrawler #! by Chris Claremont and Todd Nauck. Marvel used to send these to us, but then they stopped, I guess because we make fun of them too much.

Not too much is known about this series yet, but we can surmise that a major plot point will be the strange mutant virus that's causing Storm's head to grow to three times its proportional body size. Man, Banshee has got quite the crotch on him as well. It's nothing compared to Wolverine's, however, which is like a black hole, pulling the reader's focus into its cold, endless void. Clearly, Jason Aaron's influence on the character has had a lasting effect.

See, Marvel, why wouldn't you want to send these previews directly to us for this kind of promotion?

Ok, that's enough words. Here's your preview:


Nightcrawler #1 is in stores in April. Chris Samnee and Humberto Ramos provide variant covers.

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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.


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