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All New Ghost Rider Based Off One Direction Band Member, Take Our Money Now!

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, March 14 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

All New Ghost Rider Based Off One Direction Band Member, Take Our Money Now!

Well, that's one way to try to attract a younger audience...

Source: Heatworld

In the real life is stranger than fiction department, The Outhouse has learned that the All-New Ghost Rider is based on One Direction band member Zayn Malik. No, this isn't some goofy satirical take on the face that they look alike. This is real information coming from a real newspaper.

Apparently, it was Marvel Editor Mark Pannicia's idea, as Heatworld has a quote from Paniccia that appeared in the sun which is, honestly, something we would probably have made up if this were one of those kind of articles, but again, this is 100% true and not a joke:

“The guy from that boyband One Direction’s name is Zayn Malik. If you look him up on Google you can find a bunch of images of him. I was picturing Robbie as a beefier version of him. Physically strong, with a quiet, troubled expression, kind of boyish."

That's what Paniccia told artist Felipe Smith when instructing him on drawing the character. So, yeah. That happened.

We asked the Outhouse staff for comment, but they were all too stunned about this story to reply. That is, with the exception of Jeremy Shane, who immediately bolted towards the door, screaming like a little girl as he ran.

"Like, oh my god," squealed Jeremy Shane when learning about the relationship. "I like totes thought that when I saw the design for the book! I'm gonna buy every copy!"


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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