Sean Murphy, famous for big Vertigo projects like Punk Rock Jesus and The Wake, posted the following photo to his Twitter account just now:
Uh oh! pic.twitter.com/jvmbyu1DHA— Sean Gordon Murphy (@Sean_G_Murphy) March 20, 2014
No word on what Murphy is doing at Marvel's offices, but we have to assume that he's planning to jump ship from DC to Marvel, possibly taking the DC Heavyweight Championship belt with him to throw in the trash on the live edition of... oh wait, this isn't pro wrestling in the 1990s. Let's try again.
No word on what Murphy is doing at Marvel's offices, but it's a distinct possibility that he's infiltrating the rival comic book publisher as a sleeper agent in order to destroy them from the inside, using his... oh wait, this isn't cold war era international espionage.
No word on what Murphy is doing at Marvel's offices, but it probably has something to do with the fact that he's a comic book creator and he's friends with other comic book creators, so he's just... oh wait, this isn't a reasonable website.
No word on what Murphy is doing at Marvel's offices, but it could have something to do with the rumor that Murphy is looking to buy out Marvel comics and... oh wait, this isn't The Beat.
No word on what Murphy is doing at Marvel's office, but we have to assume it's a new nature documentary featuring four very flexible meercats, the Kama Sutra and his big... oh wait, this isn't Animal Planet XXX.
No word on what Murphy is doing at Marvel's office, but it's quite possible that he's heading into the office to pick up a new human battery before he returns to his previously planned takeover of the human... oh wait, this isn't a Matrix movie.
No word on what Murphy's doing at Marvel's office, but it's probably some sort of lighthearted skit to promote the Affordable Care Act, or maybe fill out a March Madness bracket, or really do anything but deal with Russia reverting to Soviet politics... oh wait, this isn't Fox News.
No word on what Murphy is doing at Marvel's office, but it's more than likely to apply for a position at the Jean Grey School of Higher Learning and he really needs to make a deep throated plea to the school headmaster Wolveri... oh wait, this isn't a Jason Aaron comic.
Who the fuck knows what he's doing there? Post your best guess in the comments, and lets get some good rumors started.
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