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First Still from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Spotlights.. the Humans

Written by Zechs on Tuesday, March 25 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

First Still from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Spotlights.. the Humans

We have the actual first picture released from the film.. and it is Turtle-less.

Source: Here’s The First Shot From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Guess How Many Turtles It Doesn’t Have In It‏

Zechs here. Obviously Michael Bay has learned much from the Transformers movie franchise. Like showing off the human characters first, and settling with leaked photos, toys, posters, and everything else of what everyone really wants to see: in this case the Turtles. Bleeding Cool got their hands on the first still from the movie (because someone with strong will power had to do it). The still has April O'Neill (Megan Fox) and Vern Fenwick (Will Arnett) reacting to something. Probably the horror of how bad this movie will be (and how much money it'll make):



Besides the still, we also got a look at the latest font design for the movie (also courtesy of Bleeding Cool):



Well, at least it's being called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, though it's somewhat discomforting to see that simple tagline of coming out on just "August". Since the tagline has brought that up, it's the duty of this reporter to let you know that yes, it's only less than six months away.  Also yes, there hasn't even been a teaser trailer of the movie yet. Maybe that's a sign of something. Something truly terrible is on the horizon. Oh that's right, some brave souls have seen the short trailer, like Collider.Com's editor in chief's Steven Weintraub who tweeted these two interesting tid bits:







God help us all when it's released onto the internet and we're forced to watch it.


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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