Zechs here. Obviously Michael Bay has learned much from the Transformers movie franchise. Like showing off the human characters first, and settling with leaked photos, toys, posters, and everything else of what everyone really wants to see: in this case the Turtles. Bleeding Cool got their hands on the first still from the movie (because someone with strong will power had to do it). The still has April O'Neill (Megan Fox) and Vern Fenwick (Will Arnett) reacting to something. Probably the horror of how bad this movie will be (and how much money it'll make):
Besides the still, we also got a look at the latest font design for the movie (also courtesy of Bleeding Cool):
Well, at least it's being called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, though it's somewhat discomforting to see that simple tagline of coming out on just "August". Since the tagline has brought that up, it's the duty of this reporter to let you know that yes, it's only less than six months away. Also yes, there hasn't even been a teaser trailer of the movie yet. Maybe that's a sign of something. Something truly terrible is on the horizon. Oh that's right, some brave souls have seen the short trailer, like Collider.Com's editor in chief's Steven Weintraub who tweeted these two interesting tid bits:
First teaser trailer of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES is really short but you get a great look at the turtles. They look like the turtles.— Steven Weintraub (@colliderfrosty) March 25, 2014
My guess is the TMNT teaser will be online really soon.— Steven Weintraub (@colliderfrosty) March 25, 2014
God help us all when it's released onto the internet and we're forced to watch it.