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Porn Company Throws Down Sticky Gauntlet Over Quicksilver Authenticity

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, March 25 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Porn Company Throws Down Sticky Gauntlet Over Quicksilver Authenticity

In a recent press release, Vivid claims to have the most authentic quicksilver on the screen.



Well, that's a new one. Vivid, the company that makes all the superhero porn parodies like Batman XXX and Avengers XXX and Wolverine XXX - oh wait, that last one was an actual Jason Aaron comic - sent us the following press release:

Who cares more about the authenticity of the superhero comic characters -- mainstream Hollywood or the porn industry?

Ultimate fan-boy and award-winning adult film director Axel Braun believes fans are outraged by the photos of Quicksilver from Marvel’s Avengers 2: Age of Ultron.

Axel invites you to compare his Quicksliver (shown here) in Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody to be released by Vivid Entertainment online at vivid.com on April 1 to the one recently released with Chad Kroeger in the Quicksilver role.

 

Just for reference, here's Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Quicksilver:

As a bonus, here's Quicksilver from X-Men: Days of Future Past:

If any of these images makes us feel like we're being penetrated, it's definitely that last one. The Avengers one isn't too bad though, though we could easily see THAT being the porn version as well. This is all so confusing!

What do you think, readers? Which of these Quicksilvers turns you on the most?






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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.

 


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