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To Celebrate Release of Movie, Captain America: The Winter Soldier Actors Evans and Stan Will Kick Off Daily Orgy of Capitalist Wealth Extraction

To Celebrate Release of Movie, Captain America: The Winter Soldier Actors Evans and Stan Will Kick Off Daily Orgy of Capitalist Wealth Extraction

Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan will ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange on April 1st.



Source: CBR

With the American release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier set for Friday, April 4, stars Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan are set to kick off an orgy of free market capitalism by ringing the bell at the New York Stock Exchange on Tuesday, April 1. Celebrating the opening of Wall Street's premiere venue for selfish, irresponsible, predatory financial practices is something of a tradition for Marvel movie stars, as Robert Downey Jr. rang the bell last year to celebrate the release of Iron Man 3.

"Associating the release of our movie with the blatantly criminal activities of the world's leading financial institutions that are allowed to continue with no legal repercussions despite the near destruction of the world economy for the sole benefit of the 85 or so people whose wealth is greater than the world's poorest 3.5 billion combined is a no-brainer" said Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige. "I mean, sure, rampant Wall Street greed and the erosion of any accountability for the obscenely wealthy may be the number one driving force in the decline of American quality of life and the continued oppression of poor people around the globe, but hey, who doesn't like a ringing bell?"

"Ding ding ding!" said Feige, giggling like a child as he rang a miniature stock exchange bell on his desk. Feige went on to call anyone who criticized the move a pinko communist, settling the matter once and for all before diving into an olympic sized swimming pool filled with hundred dollar bills.





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