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Written by Elf With a Gun on Wednesday, April 02 2014 and posted in News with Benefits


And Arbor Day will never be the same again!

Source: The Beat

Earlier this year (on January 15th) this reporter made his debut here at The Outhousers with an article examining an attempted coup at The Beat, and suggested snarkily that this might lead to new variations of The Beat's popular holiday series, including a possible 31 Days of Arbor Day.

Otherwise stalwart Beat reporter Torsten Adair apparently liked this suggestion so much that he has blatantly swiped it. An initial 31 Days of Arbor Day post appeared on the website yesterday, but since it was also April Fool's Day, the Internet shrugged, focusing instead on how Marvel Comics "sold" 500,000 copies of laughably wretched Humberto Ramos artwork to retailers.

That same Internet was soon shocked, however, when Adair posted a second 31 Days of Arbor Day post this morning, April 2nd -- evidence of a clear and pre-calculated swipe. And thus, this reporter had only one recourse.

I was forced to swipe Bleeding Cool's Swipe File.

In Swipe File, Bleeding Cool presents two or more images that resemble each other to some degree. They may be homages, parodies, ironic appropriations, coincidences or works of the lightbox. Bleeding Cool trusts you, the reader, to make that judgment yourself. If you are unable to do so, please return your eyes to their maker before any further damage is done. The Swipe File doesn’t judge, it’s interested more in the process of creation, how work influences other work, how new work comes from old, and sometimes how the same ideas emerge simultaneously, as if their time has just come. The Swipe File was named after the advertising industry habit where writers and artists they admire to inspire them in their work. It was swiped by Bleeding Cool from the Comic Journal, as well as the now defunct Swipe Of The Week website, and now by us. A swipe of a swipe of a swipe, as it were.


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About the Author - Elf With a Gun

Elf With a Gun appeared in several Marvel comics of the 70s and 80s, most notably harassing The Defenders and Spider-Man, before being abducted by Steve Gerber for use as a foil against Destroyer Duck. After wandering the wastelands of Forgotten Comic Character Limbo, he hitched a ride on the ThanosCopter and now resides at the Outhouse, bringing his snark, elf hat, pointy shoes, and very big gun to a new generation of comic readers. His Give-A-Fuck quotient is stuck at zero. 

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