Written by Jude Terror
on Friday, April 04 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
The outlook on Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie worsens with the release of these photographs.
Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been plagued with awful decision-making since it was first announced. For starters, it is produced by Michael Bay, but beyond that, the film has flirted with making the turtles aliens instead of mutants, is rumored to change the turtles origins from mutant turtles to mutant humans who look like turtles, cast a white dude as Shredder, cast Megan Fox as April O'Neill, gave the turtles noses, and most recently cast fucking Johnny Knoxville as Leonardo. But all of that is nothing compared to the latest pics from the film to hit the net:
Are you kidding me?! I mean, yeah, Michael Bay is an awful human being who destroys people's childhoods for a living, but at least he normally brings quality special effects to the table! This is really amateurish - they don't even look like people! They look like they're constructed of tiny, interlocking plastic blocks, fer chrissakes!
Wait a minute...
TMNT is due in theaters on August 8.
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