Saturday, November 22, 2014 • Evening Edition • "Cyclops was right."

“Future's End” Spoilers Funny To Frank!

“Future's End” Spoilers Funny To Frank!

Frank miss DC funny book ever since they take Kyle Baker’s “Plastic Man” away from Frank.


Source: First Look: DC Comics’ Futures End #0 (BIG TIME SPOILERS)

Frank doing what Frank do at work, look on internet for comic book news, and Frank find funny thing over at BleedingCool! No, Frank wait, click link in “BleedingCool.” Doooo Itttttt!

Funny, right?


What your matter? You no see word “spoiler” in title?

For readers too lazy to click link, Uncle Rich, through long justification Frank no really read, post scans he receive of DC’s FCBD book, Future’s End #0, and it hilarious! What Frank figure from pictures things no look good for DC people. It 35 years in future and Flash and Captain Cold no age well at all:

Frank get it 35 years, but that make them, what, 55, 60? Future of Just For Men Mustache & Beard not good. It get even better! Superman and Wonder Woman turned into cyborg bugs! Let sink it.

Frank know Frank no all that bright, but how future people cut Superman to make cyborg? Kryptonite knife poison and kill Superman and dead tissue not good for cyborg. Frank know from dead tissue.

Frank no really care what happed to John Not Hellblazer Constantine, he poser. Hellblazer never let self become cyborg!

Frank bet fanboys no give DC credit for bring back Booster Gold:

All that really funny. But it no all puppy dog’s on rainbows, DC offend Frank! Remember when Frank talk about dead tissue? It like 3 lines back, go read. Now, look at this:


Frank always happy to help, but Frank married man. DC know this, DC used to publish book about Frank with Bride of Frank as character. Frank no think it appropriate, or morally acceptable, for Frank to be penetrated by other woman head. Frank contact One Million Moms, and five of us protest Future’s End #0!

To be fair, that probably best press offer DC get for book.

Go over to BleedingCool to see other scans, they funny too.
 





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