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New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

A very pro-weapons poster is probably also the best pro-Bay you'll have Zechs say about this film.




Obvious in a move to silence overtly negative comments geared towards this movie, the people behind Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have revealed a quartet of movie posters. They aren't extravagant or anything. Just honing on one one simple object: each of the Turtles' weapon of choice.

Leonardo

 

Donatello:

Michelangelo

 

Raphael:

 

See. Simple to the point and that's that. I guess it's also an attempt to not focus on the "Dear gawd what the hell were they thinking?!" cgi Goomba faces. In any case, masochists like this idiot reporter can flock to this movie directed by the man who gave us such masterpieces like Battle: Los Angeles, Wrath of the Titans, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (it will truly will be a massacre on the eyes just as that movie was) on August 8th. You know a week after the movie you should really be seeing, Guardians of the Galaxy comes out.





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About the Author - Zechs


Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Character Spotlight, and Cartoon Reviews. He's also an aspiring comic book writer trying to get some of his works published on the Outhouse. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.

 


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