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Marvel to Hold Contest to Decide Bold New Direction for Thunderbolts After Original Sin

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, April 11 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Marvel to Hold Contest to Decide Bold New Direction for Thunderbolts After Original Sin

Fans will vote on whether the book will be rocked to its foundations, shaken to its core, or changed in some other unquantifiable way that won't make any real difference.

Source: Bleeding Cool

In a shocking twist that no one saw coming, rumors are circulating around the net that some of Marvel's books might possibly, maybe, NEVER EVER EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN after the super-mega-blockbuster event Original Sin. According to a report at Bleeding Cool, Rich Johnston has heard on the grapevine that, after Original Sin, the "nature of [The Thuderbolts] will change dramatically" following the events of Original Sin. But Johnston's vague rumormongering isn't enough for The Outhouse, so we hacked into Marvel's servers using the nefarious Heartbleed exploit and discovered that, this time around, Marvel plans on letting the READERS decide in what way the book will NEVER EVER EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

Below is Marvel's poll, released early EXCLUSIVELY on The Outhouse, for which we will pay Marvel several five star reviews for books written by Zeb Wells. So go ahead, readers! Choose the exciting, ALL-NEW direction for the Thunderbolts! It doesn't really matter what you pick because you won't be able to tell the difference anyway!


Vote as many times as you like and DECIDE THE FATE OF THE THUNDERBOLTS! It'll be just like that poll DC did on whether or not to kill Jason Todd, but with shorter-lasting repercussions since the book will get rebooted again in a year anyway!





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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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