CBR, the comic book industry’s version of Entertainment Tonight, but with less silicone, announced that they would be packing up and taking their Champagne Room to WonderCon 2014. Although the hard and fast rule of any Champagne Room is that there is no sex in the Champagne Room, everyone knows that bruised knees and lockjaw are common enough side effects of working such a room that they are barely even noticed, especially at and entertainment event such as WonderCon.
From the site:
CBR TV returns to WonderCon with its CBR Tiki Room, where CBR Executive Producer Jonah Weiland will conduct exclusive on-camera interviews with some of the biggest names in comics, film and TV.
So, there you have it. Show up or tune in to CBR TV April 18-20 for all things WonderCon 2014. Join in as Weiland practices that soft core form of journalism that keeps getting CBR all the juicy juic…
[Outhouse Ace Repoter Jude Terror barges in, again, and tells RU what he can’t do!]
Jude: RU, you know I hate to say this, but after the whole Anatomy Of A Bad Cover: DC's New "Teen Titans" #1 we’re kind of letting CBR slide this week
RU: WHAT?! One fantactic article doesn’t undo years of damage. Broken clock and all that
Jude and RU: Not if its digital!
[Jude and RU feel shame for their “Dad” joke]
Jude: Look, buddy, its not just that, considering the topic of Anatomy Of A Bad Cover and the blowback, I’m not sure that likening CBR to a whore who would do .. heh, I said “blowback.”
Jude: Anyways…yea, so lay off the negative sexual inuendo for a bit.
RU [plugging his ears with his fingers] : La La La I can’t hear you La La La
Jude: Be reasonable.
RU: CBR sucks Big Two cock!!