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Yea, I Won’t Be Embarrassed To Leave This On My Coffee Table, Black Kiss: XXXmas In July Special

Yea, I Won’t Be Embarrassed To Leave This On My Coffee Table, Black Kiss: XXXmas In July Special

Because Chaykin is the closest most of our readers will ever come to a naked woman.



Source: press release

Notice I didn’t say “attractive” naked woman.

Howard Chaykin, who has made a career out of drawing whore-ier women than the porn stars Greg Land traces, is back with another Black Kiss: XXXmas In July Special “Because nothing says Holiday fun like an endless stream of incredibly nasty revenge sex.”


I’m not exactly sure how Image Comics was able to get the likeness rights to Aunt May, but me thinks JJJ’s dad is going to have a very merry Christmas.

So, if you are in the market for $5.99 wank material you can pretend is art, head over to your local comic book store early July 2nd before the pages start to stick together.

 

Press release:


BLACK KISS: XXXMAS IN JULY SPECIAL ON ITS WAY TO HEAT UP YOUR SUMMER 
Who says mistletoe can't be in season year-round?

Let the raunchy festivities begin! Howard Chaykin (SATELLITE SAM) returns with another sexy one-shot in BLACK KISS: XXXMAS IN JULY SPECIAL. Because nothing says Holiday fun like an endless stream of incredibly nasty revenge sex.

BLACK KISS: XXXMAS IN JULY SPECIAL will be steaming up the shelves on 7/2 for $5.99 and can be pre-ordered using Diamond Code MAY140601.
 





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