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Captain America Embroiled In Underage Sext Scandal

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, May 05 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Captain America Embroiled In Underage Sext Scandal

The Sentinel of Liberty (or at least a guy who played him at Universal Studios) was arrested for sending dick pics to a 16 year old girl.

Source: Daily Dot

29 year old James Weldon Alton was arrested today for sending illicit photos to a 16 year old girl via text message. Alton found the girl on Instagram after posing for a picture with her at Universal Studios Theme Park while in costume as Captain America as part of his job. Alton admitted to sending the photos, but said that he thought it was a joke, which sounds like complete bullshit, but, you know, we're not lawyers or anything. The law disagrees with Alton, who has been fired from his job at the theme park and charged with "transmitting harmful material to a minor with an electrical device."


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