Tuesday, May 22, 2018 • Morning Edition • "Shit happens here."

Valiant Reminds Everyone That It’s Not Just The Big Two That Are All About Gimmicks.

Written by GHERU on Thursday, May 15 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Valiant Reminds Everyone That It’s Not Just The Big Two That Are All About Gimmicks.

They grow up so fast.

Source: press release

Valiant Entertianment emailed The Outhouse (and probably everyone else, those whores) announcing #ValiantCraft Month (otherwise known as August) where each of “Valiant's red-hot August releases” will feature covers with "three-dimensional constructs by artist Donovan Santiago.” The list of affected books is:

• RAI #4
• ARMOR HUNTERS #3 (of 4)
• UNITY #10

So, yea, that’s cool I guess. Here’s a look at The Delinquents #1 (Of 4) by Written by James Asmus & Fred Van Lente:

Oh, is that what they are talking about? That looks like those weird toys and shirts I have to wade through in Hot Topic to get to the Funko’s and Deadpool paraphernalia. What is that thing called? Is it a MindCraft? No, that’s not it…Fuck!

[calls random 8 year old]

RU: What’s that thing with the blocks that isn’t Lego?

R8YO: Minecraft

RU: Thanks. Now get back to class

Oddly enough, the word “Minecraft” shows up absolutely nowhere in the Valiant press release. At least Marvel had the sense to call them “Lego” variants.

Here are some more:

head over to Nerdist.com if you want to see the rest of the #ValiantCraft (totaly not Minecraft) covers.


Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook

We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.

Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

About the Author - GHERU

RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time.  RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage.  Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write.  RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them.  RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor.  You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).


More articles from GHERU
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!