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Critics of Marvel's Upcoming AXIS Event to Drown in Hobo Piss

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, May 19 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Critics of Marvel's Upcoming AXIS Event to Drown in Hobo Piss

Rick Remender will be writing the upcoming Avengers vs. X-Men sequel!

Source: Bleeding Cool

Homeless watersports fans received some great news this morning. It looks like superstar Marvel writer Rick Remender will be writing the upcoming super-mega-crossoever event AXIS, which looks like it will spin out of Remender's Uncanny Avengers series. Here's a photo from controversial retailer and CoBRA Commander Dennis Barger's Facebook page. We will note that we got it from Bleeding Cool, even though we're friends with Barger on Facebook too, because they got to it first. It's just good manners to give a "via (site)" link when you get a story from them.

From left to right, we've got: An emaciated Green Goblin, Loki, Sabretooth (isn't he dead?), Red Skull doing Onslaught cosplay, Doctor Doom, and Carnage. Look for AXIS to flip the Marvel Universe over, mount it from behind, and fuck its asshole this fall (now that's how you hype, Axel!)


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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