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Critics of Marvel's Upcoming AXIS Event to Drown in Hobo Piss

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, May 19 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
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Critics of Marvel's Upcoming AXIS Event to Drown in Hobo Piss

Rick Remender will be writing the upcoming Avengers vs. X-Men sequel!


Source: Bleeding Cool

Homeless watersports fans received some great news this morning. It looks like superstar Marvel writer Rick Remender will be writing the upcoming super-mega-crossoever event AXIS, which looks like it will spin out of Remender's Uncanny Avengers series. Here's a photo from controversial retailer and CoBRA Commander Dennis Barger's Facebook page. We will note that we got it from Bleeding Cool, even though we're friends with Barger on Facebook too, because they got to it first. It's just good manners to give a "via (site)" link when you get a story from them.

From left to right, we've got: An emaciated Green Goblin, Loki, Sabretooth (isn't he dead?), Red Skull doing Onslaught cosplay, Doctor Doom, and Carnage. Look for AXIS to flip the Marvel Universe over, mount it from behind, and fuck its asshole this fall (now that's how you hype, Axel!)





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