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Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual Horror Comic

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, May 20 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual Horror Comic

The headline is pretty much the whole article.

According to a report on Bleeding Cool, Archie Comics is relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a horror comic, following the success of Afterlife with Archie. Since her introduction in 1962, Sabrina has starred in comics, cartoons, paperback novels, a live action TV show, multitudes of Rule 34 porn drawings, and an upcoming feature film from Sony, but this will probably mark the most hardcore version of Sabrina yet.

At this point, I would like to note that is startlingly difficult to find images of Sabrina on the internet which do not consist of Melissa Joan Hart wearing a bikini or skimpy underwear. What's your problem, internet? Do you want the people at my work to think I'm some kind of Melissa Joan Hart obsessed, chronic masturbating sexual deviant? I mean, sure, I am, but I don't want people to know that.

We'll keep you posted when more information about this series becomes available.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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