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Welcome to the X-Men, Miles Morales... Hope You Survive the Experience!

Written by Jude Terror on Saturday, May 24 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Welcome to the X-Men, Miles Morales... Hope You Survive the Experience!

Ultimate Spider-Man Miles Morales will be joining the team in All-New X-Men #32!

Source: The Great One on Tumblr

On his Tumblr this morning, superstar Marvel writer "The Great One" Brian Bendis posted the cover to All New X-Men #32 by Sarah Pichelli, revealing that Ultimate Spider-Man Miles Morales will be joining the team.

The cover is an homage to the classic X-Men #139 cover by noted curmudgeon John Byrne, in which Kitty Pryde joins the team.

That cover and the phrase "Welcome to the X-Men, _____... hope you survive the experience!" has become a beloved cliche in both the X-Men mythos and geekdom in general (for instance, it's a phrase we like to use to welcome new posters to the Outhouse forums).

"The Great One" assured readers that the cover was real, and wished everyone a nice weekend. Isn't that nice? Bendis is one of The Outhouse's favorite people at Marvel for his redemption of Cyclops after his attempted character assassination during the pathetic Wolverine fan-fiction event comic, Avengers vs. X-Men. Like The Outhouse, "The Great One" understands that Wolverine is a terrible Mary Sue character who murders his own children and has no business being considered the moral center of the Marvel Universe, so who better to introduce a new member to the team? Bendis is the writer of Ultimate Spider-Man as well.

All-New X-Men #28 will be in stores on June 11. #32 will presumably be out in September.


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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