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This is Your New Helena Bertinelli

Written by ThanosCopter on Wednesday, May 28 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

This is Your New Helena Bertinelli

The character made her first New 52 appearance this week in Nightwing #30.

Source: DCWKA

We've reported a couple of weeks ago that a new version of Helena Bertinelli would be making her first New 52 appearance in the pages of Grayson, starting in July.  However, she decided to pop up a few weeks early in this week's Nightwing #30, and here is what she looks like: 


Open shirt showing off large breasts?! GIMP MASK?! This can only mean one thing RESET THE COUNT--

Wait a second. It seems that she was infiltrating a weird depopulationist BDSM cult called "The Fist of Cain," so the gratuitous cleavage and mask sort was part of a spy cover...I guess. 

Here's what she really looks like, courtesy of Sue over at DC Women Kicking Ass


I guess the other thing we should mention is that Helena is a person of color in the New 52.  While I know that some fanboys will get obnoxiously pissed about this (BECAUSE NO MAFIA FAMILY WOULD EVER HAVE A BLACK DAUGHTER, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING ABOUT HER CHARACTER), I think it's nice that we're getting another non-white member of the Batman family.  


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