The reporter will allow the over-the-top TV network to perform degrading sexual acts with his body if they proceed with plans to pick up the cult-favorite show.
Executives at the online streaming service Hulu were reportedly flattered and perhaps even aroused on Thursday to learn that an ace reporter for the sarcastic comic book website The Outhouse, who will remain nameless in this article, was offering to perform sexual favors for the company if they follow through on plans to pick up Community, the popular sitcom canceled by the satan-worshipping, puppy-killing, cannibalistic Nazi sympathizers at NBC last month. Deadline first reported on Hulu's interest in the series yesterday, noting that Hulu already has deals in place with Sony, who produces the show, to show previous seasons and pointing out that the service's six million subscribers could easily sustain a network comedy. Showrunner Dan Harmon seems open to moving the show to Hulu, possibly because he is interested in some of that sweet sexual gratification that the reporter, whose name rhymes with Rude Error, is offering.
"You know that Meatloaf song, where he would do anything for love, but he won't do that?" the bearded reporter explained in a husky voice. "This is nothing like that song. I'll do anything at all."
"Nothing is off limits," he added, unbuttoning his shirt to expose his voluptuous breasts.
Will Community reach its goal of six seasons and a movie after all? Will Hulu executives partake of the carnal pleasures offered by a portly blogger? Stay tuned to The Outhouse to find out!
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work. Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.
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