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Wendy's to Offer Superman and Wonder Woman Toys with Kids Meals

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, May 29 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Wendy's to Offer Superman and Wonder Woman Toys with Kids Meals

Teach your kids some neck-snapping values as you feed them a heart-stopping dinner!

Source: Superman Supersite

Good news for superhero-loving children and fat people - popular fast food chain Wendy's is now offering Superman and Wonder Woman toys with every kids meal. Now, comic reading parents can introduce their offspring to two of the most iconic superheroes in the entire genre, while also introducing their bodies to several of the most popular killers of all time, diabetes and heart disease. According to a report from the Superman Supersite, there will be six collectible toy sets available, including:

  • A Superhero disk toss game
  • A Swooping Superman Glider toy
  • A Superman "Speed Challenges" game
  • A Wonder Woman Invisible Jet toy (note: just an empty bag)
  • A Superman/Wonder Woman comic book, "Super Hero Training"
  • A Superman/Wonder Woman neck snapping playset

Head over to your local Wendy's and purchase upwards of 700 calories worth of fried nutrition for your young ones today, and take home one of the fantastic prizes below! The toys are rated for ages 3+, but the food is not fit for human consumption.


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