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Hasbro New One-Step Transformation Is More Less Than Meets the Eye

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, June 04 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Hasbro New One-Step Transformation Is More Less Than Meets the Eye

Hasbro has a new video uploaded that showcases their new one-step Transformer that's tailored for every viewer who has seen a Michael Bay Transformer movie.

Well Transformer fans better get used to flicking their wrist a lot as Hasbro showed off their new one-step Transformers which do away with the "over complicated" and "boring" satisfaction of figuring out how to transform Optimus Prime from truck to robot or vice versa. They've truly marketed this line toward people who clearly have lost a lot of braincells seeing all three (and soon to be four) of Michael Bay's Transformer movies. That and to teach kids how to eventually use a switch-blade knife, which they will want to use to gouge out their eyeballs after viewing said Michael Bay movies.

Here's the very simple video showing off the new one-step transforming line:

Exciting isn't it?! The even more hilarous thing is the $7.99 price tag for one of these. These one-step Transformers are currently out in stores now to enjoy.


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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