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Robert Pattinson to Be Next Indiana Jones?

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, June 03 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Robert Pattinson to Be Next Indiana Jones?

The sparkly vampire is rumored to be in line to take over the role from an aging Harrison Ford.

Source: Daily Star

File this one in the "extremely unlikely" category, but British tabloid The Daily Star reports that their "Hollywood sources" say Disney wants to cast Robert Pattinson, who played Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies, as Indiana Jones. According to the Star's report (which has been picked up by pretty much every Hollywood gossip site), Disney sees a lot of potential in the Indiana Jones franchise (undoubtedly true), recognizes that Harrison Ford is too old to be an action move star (probably true), and has placed Pattinson on the top of a short list to replace him (almost certainly made up to snag unique hits with the headline). Still, the rumor was too horrifying to pass up, and now, in the deepest, darkest recesses of your mind, there will always be a tiny, inkling of fear that it's true. Mwahahaha!

Sorry for ruining your life.

That being said, we prefer to look on the bright side: at least it's not Shia LaBeouf!


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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