Source: Daily Star
File this one in the "extremely unlikely" category, but British tabloid The Daily Star reports that their "Hollywood sources" say Disney wants to cast Robert Pattinson, who played Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies, as Indiana Jones. According to the Star's report (which has been picked up by pretty much every Hollywood gossip site), Disney sees a lot of potential in the Indiana Jones franchise (undoubtedly true), recognizes that Harrison Ford is too old to be an action move star (probably true), and has placed Pattinson on the top of a short list to replace him (almost certainly made up to snag unique hits with the headline). Still, the rumor was too horrifying to pass up, and now, in the deepest, darkest recesses of your mind, there will always be a tiny, inkling of fear that it's true. Mwahahaha!
Sorry for ruining your life.
That being said, we prefer to look on the bright side: at least it's not Shia LaBeouf!
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