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Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Not so Teenage After All?

Written by Zechs on Sunday, June 08 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Not so Teenage After All?

The toyline to the movie apparently reveals the Turtles we've been seeing in the trailers and such aren't really teenagers at all. What?

Source: Toys Confirm Michael Bay's NINJA TURTLES Are NOT Teenagers?

In one half (the other being this) of a bit of perplexing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles news, CBM got their hands on promo pictures for the toy line for the movie. One such series showcases the Turtles in three various forms: pre-mutated, teenager, and movie-form. Here's the picture:

Now, for anyone who still has a brain cell left to read this (it is hard watching this stuff), originally, the teenage and mutant parts of the title were going to be struck off and it was going to be just called Ninja Turtles (along with rumors that they would be aliens, not mutants). Fan outrage and a script rewrite later, is it possible one portion of the previous concept remained?

Whatever the case, this reporter is sentenced to watch the movie opening night and film his review to put up on You Tube later (WHY did I have to bet with fellow Outhouse Ace Reporter sdsichero?! Why?!).

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