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New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' TV Spot Shows off the Shredder

Written by Zechs on Sunday, June 08 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
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New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' TV Spot Shows off the Shredder

I dunno, but I'll bet he'll never has to look for a can-opener!


Source: Toys Confirm Michael Bay's NINJA TURTLES Are NOT Teenagers?

So in the other half of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles news today from CBM, here's a grainy new TV spot that shows off William Fichtner's Shredatron pretty much focusing on even more knives on his costume, in addition to the one he already has on his shoulders, legs, arms, hands, chest, helmet, and cape.

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The Turtles are going to need a bigger garbage truck aren't they? Here's the VERY grainy TV spot:

 

 

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How did the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get everything just so right? This is how you do a Shredder without looking like a 90s reject (despite actually taking place in the 90s):

 

 

 





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