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Happy Birthday Donald Duck - Now Put on Some Pants

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, June 09 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Happy Birthday Donald Duck - Now Put on Some Pants

The beloved Disney character celebrates his 80th birthday today.


Source: via Robot 6

Via Robot 6, we've learned that iconic Disney character Donald Duck is celebrating his eightieth birthday today. The Outhouse would like to wish the temperamental fowl a happy birthday, and also, ask him to please put on some pants. Look... we know you're from a different time and all that, but seriously, you wear a goddamn shirt, hat, and a bowtie. Why no pants? Presumably, based on your outfit, you are some kind of sailor. Isn't that against Navy regulations? I'm pretty sure pants are part of the uniform in all branches of the armed forces. Even if not, it's just common courtesy. We get that you're a duck, and to be fair you do have feathers, which makes it somewhat less obscene, but come on, man. Put on some pants.

Happy birthday, Donald. We're happy to have you in the public domain where you belo... what? Oh, fuck you, Disney!






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About the Author - Jude Terror


Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.

 


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