Medical professionals at a U.K. hospital were shocked and dismayed today when seventy-one year old actor Harrison Ford was admitted for injuries sustained filming Star Wars Episode 7. According to reports, Ford, who is reprising his role as action hero Han Solo for the movie, sustained damage to ankle inflicted by the door of the Millennium Falcon. Shooting will continue while he recuperates.
"Who could have seen this coming?" asked one doctor when asked for comment, while fellow actor Mark Hamill said of the ship that injured his co-star, "What a piece of junk!"
Stay tuned to The Outhouse for updates on the health of more geriatric movie stars.
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