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Mattel Ends 'Masters of the Universe' Toy Line

Written by Zechs on Monday, June 23 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Mattel Ends 'Masters of the Universe' Toy Line

And as the line ends, it still hasn't produced a single action figure of the live action Skeletor played by Frank Langella. You had one job, Mattel!!!

Though this isn't the first time Mattel has cried "wolf" over ending the Masters of the Universe toy line, it appears at least this time they're certain of it. Like 98.9% certain. Anyway, Mattel posted this on their Facebook a few days ago:

Will they actually do it, or will the "wolf" turn out to be a lie again? Though this does make everything they said the previous time seem like total bs now, doesn't it? Guess they didn't get any sub holders this year. We'll keep you updated on this developing story.


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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