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Marvel Introduces New Rocket Raccoon Masks To Commit Felonies In

Written by ThanosCopter on Tuesday, June 24 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Marvel Introduces New Rocket Raccoon Masks To Commit Felonies In

The masks also have the added benefit of causing nightmares!

Source: Toys R Us

Marvel announced that Toys R Us has started to carry toys based on the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie, including this mildly terrifying Rocket Raccoon mask:

Marvel is clearly hoping to corner this summer's "rob banks while wearing relevant pop culture masks" market with this product, which comes with adjustable ears, eyebrows and jaw. 

A description of the mask notes that "no law enforcement can stand against you" and that you can "control the hostage situation" while wearing the mask, so they definitely know what this is going to be used for.  Okay, maybe we slightly tweaked the product description, but it's a slow news day.

If you're looking to provide free advertising for Marvel and make a few bucks on the side, be sure to case your local bank branch and pick up your Rocket Raccoon masks today! 



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