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Outhouse Liberates Stan Sakai's Rocket Raccoon Variant From CBR's Exclusive Clutches

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, June 25 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Outhouse Liberates Stan Sakai's Rocket Raccoon Variant From CBR's Exclusive Clutches

That's not Space Usagi!


CBR posted a variant cover for Rocket Raccoon #2, the 300,000 copy selling smash hit comic that hasn't been released yet. The cover is drawn by Stan Sakai, creator of Usagi Yojimbo and friend of The Outhouse. The theme of the cover is simple: Rocket Raccoon shoots dinosaurs with a blaster gun. Yes, it is as incredible as you imagine. But we were disappointed to learn that it is also a CBR EXCLUSIVE. That means we can't post it here. You see, exclusive content constitutes a sacred bond between publisher and media outlet. It's been that way since the dawn of time. When a publisher and a media outlet love each other very much, the publisher puts its early access to press releases and talent interviews inside the media outlet's verbally fellating fluff articles, and the two become as one. The Outhouse would never violate the sanctity of this...


Sorry, I can't keep a straight face. Have a gander at this gorgeous cover, and try to ignore the ugly yellow watermark at the bottom:


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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