In their on-going attempts to reach out to new demographics, Marvel will announce a new “an all-new thundering title tomorrow” on ABC’s The View. No, really, The View. I guess now that Marvel has reached all of the middle aged unmarried male troglodytes it was time to reach out to their female counterparts.
Still don’t believe us?
You know what that means! Its time for our Top 5.2 Guesses As To WTF Marvel Will Announce!
1 – Brian Michel Bendis and Frank Cho team up for a Big Bertha ongoing…
[PTB: Dammit, RU, what did I just say?
2 – Cooking With Sue Richards: an ill-fated quarterly anthology where the women of the Marvel Universe share their favorite recipes. Unfortunately, it turns out the only person in the Marvel Universe who has time to cook anything is Avengers butler Jarvis, so the comic is dead in the water before it launches.
3 – Besties: Gamora & Angela – Meet the women too good for Kirk. Presented by Victor Gischler and Humberto Ramos
4 – Valkyrie by Jason Aaron and Simon Bisley. What, did you think we’d ignore the thunderbolt?
5 – Wolverine: Regrowth – The event 4 days in the making. Hot off the heels of the sure to be sold out Logan Legacy, Marvel is ready to give you the story you never saw coming: The Return of Wolverine. Starting this November, “Snikt” comes back!
5.1 – 75 Years of Wonder Woman – its not like DC is going to do it.
5.2 – WIFE: “You idiot, it’s the title of a show. No one watching The View believes in comic books. 'Thundering'…oh, I wonder if its Thor related. Fucking idiot.”
Well, that took an unfortunate turn.
Tune into ABC at 11e/10p|c to find out if we were right.