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SDCC: Will Joaquin Phoenix Be Doctor Strange?

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, July 25 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

SDCC: Will Joaquin Phoenix Be Doctor Strange?

The master of the mystic arts may find his pornstache replaced with a harelip.

Source: The Wrap

The Wrap is claiming in an EXCLUSIVE report that seems to contain no actual exclusive information other than speculation that three time Oscar nominee Joaquin Phoenix is up for the role of Doctor Strange in the upcoming Marvel movie. Heartthrob Benedict Cumberbatch was previously rumored for the role, but he dispelled those rumors at San Diego Comic Con yesterday. This is all contained within the first paragraph of a 1000 word article, the rest of which is just random information about Phoenix and Strange. Neither Marvel nor Phoenix have commented on the rumor, but that won't stop every website on the face of the planet (including this one) from reporting on it and reaping the unique hits.

Maybe we should take this time to reflect on our place in the Universe. What is life? What does it all mean? Are we really even alive at all, or can our existence be measured in a series of seemingly random hits on various clickbait articles at Hollywood gossip websites? When it's all over, what's left of our consciousness beyond a comprehensive Google analytics report showing the trends and bounce rates of our souls?



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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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