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SDCC: Ant-Man Reportedly Lost Three Cast Members Today

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, July 25 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

SDCC: Ant-Man Reportedly Lost Three Cast Members Today

CNN is preparing three months worth of round-the-clock coverage to search for them.


Source: Deadline

In one of the most irresponsible acts in recent filmmaking history, Marvel Studios' Ant-Man production has reportedly lost three cast members: Patrick Wilson, Matt Gerard, and Kevin Weisman. The studio was already trying to recover from driving off popular director Edgar Wright, who had been attached to the project since 2006, and this new blow could seriously delay plans for the film. Sources inside Marvel told The Outhouse that the studio has tried retracing their steps, looking in the last place they'd expect to find the Ant-Man cast members (The Academy Awards), and saying a prayer to Saint Anthony (that one's for you, Mom), but they have been unable to locate them as of press time.

"That's the problem with working with shrinking actors," said a visibly distressed Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige. "You think you've got them safely in your pocket and they call just fall out anywhere."

Feige promised that he would check the laundry, even though he was sure that he had taken the cast members out of his pants pocket before throwing them in the wash. Stay tuned to The Outhouse for more on this breaking story.






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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.

 


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