Written by Jude Terror
on Friday, July 25 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
CNN is preparing three months worth of round-the-clock coverage to search for them.
In one of the most irresponsible acts in recent filmmaking history, Marvel Studios' Ant-Man production has reportedly lost three cast members: Patrick Wilson, Matt Gerard, and Kevin Weisman. The studio was already trying to recover from driving off popular director Edgar Wright, who had been attached to the project since 2006, and this new blow could seriously delay plans for the film. Sources inside Marvel told The Outhouse that the studio has tried retracing their steps, looking in the last place they'd expect to find the Ant-Man cast members (The Academy Awards), and saying a prayer to Saint Anthony (that one's for you, Mom), but they have been unable to locate them as of press time.
"That's the problem with working with shrinking actors," said a visibly distressed Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige. "You think you've got them safely in your pocket and they call just fall out anywhere."
Feige promised that he would check the laundry, even though he was sure that he had taken the cast members out of his pants pocket before throwing them in the wash. Stay tuned to The Outhouse for more on this breaking story.
Support our sponsors:
We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.
Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.
More articles from Jude Terror