Megan Fox has a something to say to all every hater ofthe Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: "Fuck off." This "sage" advice comes from a press conference for the film co-star Will Arnett (director Jonathan Lieberman was also on hand) that Cinema Blend attended. What sparked this fiery answer was a question on the online backlash that the movie has had. Here's Fox's full answer to the question:
"Let me tell you something about those people. How much money did Transformers 4 make? Exactly. Those people can complain – they all go to the theater. They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t love it, they can fuck off, and that’s the end of that."
I guess she also means reporters who have to review this film as well. Plus anyone dragged into this film by a less cynical associate. Or any fan with the slightest inkling that seeing the new TMNT movie might not be so bad. Regardless of their reasons for seeing it, the critical voices of the internet will no doubt sharpen their critiques when the movie debuts in five days.
The movie is out in less than five days.
Yes, once that time comes, this reporter will take another one for the OH! team, and humanity itself, in seeing this Michael Bay movie (at lease he's only producing it, and not directing. The director for the movie, Lieberman, did make Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning and Wrath of the Titans. So um yeah... I've got a VERY bad feeling about this). Unlike my Transformers 4 review, this one will be on video. Yes, you the reader shall witness the full destruction of the last remaining braincells that were left in this reporter's head.
[Editor's note: Honestly, I'm not sure he can get much worse.]
Why the different approach to this reciew? This reporter lost a bet with fellow OH! Staff Member sdsichero. For punishment (or entertainment on you and sd's part), I am to video tape myself for maximum Bay-effect after seeing this movie. Pray for some sort of mercy on this reporter's soul, for you know this movie will give none.