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Is Disney Planning to Release Unaltered Star Wars Original Trilogy on Blu Ray?!

Written by Jude Terror on Saturday, August 16 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Is Disney Planning to Release Unaltered Star Wars Original Trilogy on Blu Ray?!

So claims one shameless clickbait website with no verifiable sources., a website which exists solely to publish inane articles about whatever geek-related topics are trending at any particular moment, claims to have EXCLUSIVE confirmation from two independent sources that Disney is planning to release the Star Wars original trilogy, unmarred by George Lucas's meddling changes, on blu ray soon. The article, written by "Joe Comicbook," an alias set up for the site's writers who want to have a career after the website generates enough equity to be sold to Yahoo by the domain squatting investment firm that owns it, says that the process of restoring the original negatives makes it difficult to project a release date, but that the blu rays are expected to come out by the time Star Wars Episode 7 is in theaters next year.

Last month, Yahoo reported that Reliance MediaWorks is working on transferring the original films to 4K and possibly 3D, so it's actually feasible that we could be getting the original, unaltered movies. Disney could stand to make a lot of money from fans who have resented Lucas's changes and his refusal to allow the original films to see a high definition release.

Of course, the feasibility of such a release is unclear. The rights to the home video releases of the existing movies belong to Fox for the next six years, and we're pretty sure Fox owns the rights to Episode 4 forever and ever. That doesn't mean the companies couldn't come to some kind of mutually beneficial deal, but this report does seem a little wishy washy. But hey, those baited clicks gotta come from somewhere, right

We'll have to treat this as a rumor for now, but it's nice to have a little bit of hope that a non-bastardized high definition Star Wars cold be on the way. You could even call it... a New Hope.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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