Written by ThanosCopter
on Monday, August 25 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
And people will buy them because people suck.
Marvel is releasing a bunch of "Deadpool 75th Anniversary" variant covers for a bunch of comics, because nothing celebrates Marvel's historylike having their stupidest character ruin perfectly good iconic covers. The covers will be available in October.
"But ThanosCopter," you might say, "Chimichangas are cool and I like his fourth wall breaking antics and how he rips off twenty year old jokes from the movie Airheads!"
Well, fuck you. You're what's wrong with mankind and I hope you spend all your money on these goddamn covers so you can't afford to take any potential mate out on a date and therefore are unable to procreate, thereby ridding the world of your inferior Deadpool loving genes.
Here's a look at a couple of the covers, which make Outhouse articles look hilarious by comparison.
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About the Author - ThanosCopter
ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
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