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Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

Written by ThanosCopter on Tuesday, August 26 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

Presumably, the two stars were punished for smiling too much on set.


Source: Vimeo

As if you needed any more proof that Zach Snyder is a monster, a new video from the set of Batman vs. Superman shows stars Henry Cavill and Amy Adams being subjected to a cruel ice water torture, probably for smiling too much on set or believing that joy is a feeling humans are allowed to have.  Snyder's long been a fan of inhumane working conditions going all the way back to 300, where cast and crew members were forced to watch Gerard Butler strut around in a codpiece all day and then go back home to their spouses/non-Gerard Butler significant others.

What's even worse, Snyder filmed the torture and posted it online, probably as a warning to Ben Affleck that he's next if he doesn't toe the line. Here's the video.  Warning, it's not for the faint of heart.

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge - Amy Adams & Henry Cavill from Cruel Films on Vimeo.






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