Considering the steady stream of criticism season one of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. received from people who never (or stopped after two episodes) watched the show I figured that it shouldn’t be too hard to bitch and moan about a 30 second trailer that I cannot watch as it is blocked at work.
Here we go.
Oh my fucking lord! I cannot believe that the show is going to go in that direction this season! I swear to all that is holy that I refuse to watch a single episode of this season until Mark Ruffalo and Amy Adams replace the entire cast! Furthermore, don’t expect me to be silent every week! Oh, no, I’ll find any and all references to Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and comment on how bad the Mouse and Joss are ruining my Marvel Universe! What? How can I offer educated opinions on a product I swore off just 5 seconds ago? The internet, that’s how, bitch!
See, look how stupid it all is:
Wow, that wasn’t hard at all. I guess I’ve been putting too much pressure on myself to actually consume media before complaining about it, this was much easier.
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season two begins on Tuesday, Sept 23 on ABC at 9 p.m.
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