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The Rock Finally Announces He's Playing Black Adam

Written by ThanosCopter on Wednesday, September 03 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

The Rock Finally Announces He's Playing Black Adam

The Rock tweeted his long hinted at role this morning.

Source: Twitter

For the last few months, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been heavily hinting that he'll be starring in an unannounced Shazam movie for WB, either as Captain Marvel/Shazam or the villainous Black Adam.  The constant hints have become so annoying, even his friends have told him to knock it off.  Well, it looks like Johnson's finally run out of tweets and has announced who he'll be playing in the still-unannounced film.  


Way to finally give up pretending that we all haven't all known who you're talking about since you started this campaign a few months ago, Dwayne.  

While we don't know whose directing, who'll be playing Billy Batson, or even when the movie will be release, we finally have confirmation that Dwayne Johnson will be playing Black Adam in an upcoming film.  But due to DC's alleged ban of jokes, don't expect Johnson to make any puns about his nickname (the Rock) and the Rock of Eternity.  


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