Written by GHERU
and Frank Miller
on Wednesday, September 03 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
I'm sure it will be really good; the word "death" is in the title.
Source: educated guesses
1 – It’s not permanent
2 – It’s too expensive
3 – All together it will cost about $20
3a – More if you get the extra special tie-ins that matter even less than the main book
4 – All together you’ll be lucky if it takes 20 minutes to read
5 – If you’ve done the math that means you know that each issue is 5 fucking dollars
5a – FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!!!
6 – The original name of this event was “Let’s see what these sheep will buy now”
7 – Between Newsarama and CBR the average rating per issue will be 4.8 out of 5
8 – If you include comicbook.com the rating goes up to 7 out of 5
9 – Marvel doesn’t owe you shit
10 – you don’t owe Marvel shit – so stop falling for this crap.
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