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Hey Nerds! Check Out These Anti-Bullying Variants From Marvel, And Give Us Your Lunch Money!

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, September 03 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Hey Nerds! Check Out These Anti-Bullying Variants From Marvel, And Give Us Your Lunch Money!

*pounds fist into hand repeatedly*

Source: CBR

Hey, dweebs! Yeah, I'm talking to you. And you'd better listen, or else! Marvel Comics unveiled some variant covers for October comics in honor of National Bullying Prevention Month and Blue Shirt Day World Day of Bullying Prevention, in conjunction with the STOMP Out Bullying organization. We've got them right here for you check out if you want.

*holds out variant covers, then lifts them up out of your reach when you try to grab them*

Ha ha ha! You think we're just gonna show these to you? Okay, fine, here you go...

*holds out variant covers, then pulls them away again before you can get them*

Hahahaha! Don't you ever learn? Okay, this time, we swear we're gonna let you see the covers.

*holds out variant covers*

Come on. Go ahead. We're done messing around. We promise.

*holds out variant covers, then quickly pulls them away when you reluctantly reach for them*

Ahahahahaha! Oh man, that never gets old! What, are your feelings hurt? Are you gonna cryyyy about it? Ha ha ha ha huuuuuccckkkk--!

*The Outhouse is lifted up by the back of its underpants by more popular website Comic Book Resources*

OH: Hey!

CBR: Are you picking on these readers again?

OH: What?! No!

CBR (*tugging underpants*): What was that?

OH: We mean no, sir! No sir!

CBR: You'd better not be. We're watching you...

*CBR yanks the Outhouse's underpants over its head, delivering the atomic wedgie, drops The Outhouse in the dirt, and backs away, pointing at the Outhouse menacingly*


Owww! Hey, what are you looking at! That's not funny!

*wipes tears from eyes*

Oh, okay, fine, here's the variants. Just tell CBR to back off, okay?!

*heads to to take advantage of their free anti-bullying resources*

"Captain America" #25 variant by Kalman Andrasofszky

"Guardians of the Galaxy" #20 variant by Stephanie Hans

"Hulk" #7 variant by Pascal Campion

"Legendary Star-Lord" #4 variant by Paul Renaud

"Rocket Raccoon" #4 variant by Pascal Campion



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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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