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Bronies Rejoice! My Little Pony Feature Film Coming to Theaters in 2017!

Written by El Presidente on Tuesday, October 21 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Bronies Rejoice! My Little Pony Feature Film Coming to Theaters in 2017!

The movie will be join Jem and the Holograms at Hasbro's Allspark Pictures.

Source: Variety

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a Liberian Airlines flight into the United States. President Obama will never look for me here! Haw haw haw!

My friends, I have got some great news for you. Hasbro's new movie studio Allspark Pictures plans to produce a My Little Pony animated feature film for release in 2017! This scoop comes by way of Variety, so I will be sure to cough in an envelope and mail it to their offices. According to their report, the script will be written by Joe Ballarini and executive produced by Megan McCarthy, who has written for both the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series and the grown-up pony soft-core porn flick Equestria Girls.

I'm very excited about this news because I am a huge brony. I mean, what's not to love about a group of magical ponies living in an egalitarian socialist paradise where class structures and disparities of utility are overcome purely through the power of friendship. I mean, sure, there are a few too many royal princesses for my liking, and the ponies could stand to do away with their colorful "cutie marks" and dye their fur olive drab, but all in all, there are a lot of similarities between Equestria and my homeland of Cuba. My little buddy Che Guevara was also a huge brony before he was captured and put to death by the Bolvian Army, notorious for being hardcore Strawberry Shortcake fans.

Comrades, it's not clear from Variety's report whether the film will be set in the Friendship is Magic universe, but hopefully it will be, because the last thing I want to have to do is rework my Pinkie Pie costume for opening night. Stay tuned to Cubano Review, your number one source for Hollywood gossip and pony news, as well as The Outhouse, for updates on this upcoming cinematic masterpiece.

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