It's been a rough week, what with all this hacking business and the possibility that the world will end in thermonuclear death thanks to Seth Rogan and James Franco. With that in mind, here's some variant covers from Rob Liefeld for Dynamite's King: Flash Gordon #1 and King: The Phantom #1. Enjoy.
You'd carry an obviously penis-shaped gun too if you had no bulge in your tights.
Feet prominently featured in two covers in a row! Haters be damned!
These comics will be in stores at some point or another. Bleeding Cool says the covers are Final Order Cutoff incentives, and that stores will need to buy five copies of the comics to earn the ability to purchase one of the variants. That's just one of the reasons why Diamond's sales statistics mean nothing.